January 2012
“When it comes to the appeal of the Nintendo 3DS, the 3D images have been focused...”
– Satoru Iwata espousing the “other” features of the 3DS, in an investor briefing. It’s basically Nintendo’s own fault the 3D has taken precedence — marketing and communication with press has heavily favored “glasses-free 3D” as the marquee feature, and the damn thing is called the “3DS” — but as one...
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Watchjordaneckes:
After a week of writing, traffic, caffeine and a serious lack of sleep… lieutenant tay…
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
Basically every Asking Alexandria song.
Guitar: palm mute palm mute palm mute open open palm mute palm mute open
Drums: crash crash snare crash crash snare china snare china
Vocals: Slut i will find you, eat your tits and bite your toes.
do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
fisticuffsandadventure:
like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER
barboza:
Someone should’ve interviewed Edgar Allan Poe when he was alive. I think that would’ve been one hell of an article.
I imagine it’d be like interviewing a quieter/scarier Tim Burton.
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wienerbutt:
benny4lava:
what do you think vanessa carlton is doing right now
still walking
all time low interview
interviewer: asks question
rian: says something serious
alex: sexual joke
jack: goes along with sexual joke
alex: no but seriously..gives real answer
*3 minutes later*
zack: what
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If I knew what to say, I would.
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Also, I don’t think I tweeted or blogged about it or anything, but Lower Than Atlantis were great t’other day!
Scratch that, I guess it’s about equal.
It’s like ugh what am I doing with my life? Just stop, please, you’re ruining everything that could be and everything that is and everything that isn’t and just deepsigh everything. Okay, something a little more coherent, I hope; There’s so much that I do that I dislike and so much that I want to do that I’m not doing...
I don’t think anybody gets annoyed at me as much as I do.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS LIKE THE PLAGUE →
prawnosaurus:
This is a petition on the Directgov website - this goes straight through to parliment and at the current time of posting it only has 21 signatures
I know a lot of people are reblogging the one sponsored by anonymous which is great but if you live in the UK, this is going to be your best best at getting yourself heard about ACTA - even if you don’t live in the UK or even the EU,...
a-s-s-b-u-t-t:
and how many of you actually give a shit about me
none of you
because i’m a horrible, venomous person and i deserve to be alone and in pain.
Shhh.
I'll never be old while I'm still alive: I... →
hootowl888:
neveraskwhy:
I realised today that, y’know that one creepy guy you always see on the way to school/college/work/wherever that’s always talking to himself or making weird faces or weird noises or a mixture of the three?
Yeah, I realised today that that guy is me.
I mean, I was walking home from Subway and I…
No worries bro, I do that to. Minus the lion roaring thing.
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I realised today that, y’know that one creepy guy you always see on the way to school/college/work/wherever that’s always talking to himself or making weird faces or weird noises or a mixture of the three?
Yeah, I realised today that that guy is me.
I mean, I was walking home from Subway and I was thinking of stuff, and I was making the facial expressions that I would if I was...
“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”
– Kimberly Johnson (via elpincake)
petewentzvstheworld:
it’s not fair why is everyone on here good at stuff and pretty and my only talent is eating chicken nuggets and having stupid hair
My hair isn’t even stupid It’s just unruly and the worst of all things
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a-s-s-b-u-t-t:
I JUST FOUND OUT I’VE BEEN MAKNIG TOAST WRONG FOR YEARS
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY THEY NEVER INVENTED A TOASTER THAT FIT THE WHOLE TOAST IN
AND ALL ALONG
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN SIDEWAYS
“Bright, and Clear: The Future of Free Speech | A rallying cry on the occassion of the Web’s first mass blackout”
As we watch the web go dark today in protest against the SOPA/PIPA censorship bills, let’s take a moment and reflect on why this fight is so important. We may have learned that free speech is what makes America great, or instinctively resist attempts at silencing...
somedreamingstate:
In case the SOPA bill gets passed tomorrow:
Your emails, please, in my inbox, now.
Sorry, my email address contains copyrighted content
Y’know feeling when too lazy to complete sentence
‘… Rub a clove of garlic onto the soles of your feet and after a while you’ll feel the garlicky taste in your mouth’
In contrast, all I want the world to have is uncertainty caused by the extensive amount of choices, the uncertainty of freedom.
Essentially, all I want to leave this world with is certainty.
I don’t understand you, time, you move at different paces and it’s like… What. YOU ARE TIME, how can you, yourself, not be able to keep up, or keep time? Ugh, I tell ya, I could do a better job.
In all fairness, time’s been running for a while now - forever, really - I guess it’s just tired of running side by side with us, us predictably boring things - Namely, me....
If the SOPA bill passes, and I start downloading copyright material, will I get a free flight to America?
Today the people in my head started rebelling because they don’t like the way I keep putting them in bad situations.
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Don’t you just hate it when a show/channel makes a song for an episode/advert, and it’s really short but really awesome and you want them to make a full version of the song but you know they never will?
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