February 2012
What am I saying? I find everything cute.
E V E R Y T H I N G
Unhealthy amounts of cute-appreciation goes on in dis hurr head o’ mine
Graahhh! Stop being cute! I’m not allowed to find real-life people cute, only people that exist in television and books!
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for me piracy is:
mylifeinlaughs:
miraclefucknut:
download something
put it on a DvD
sell it
make profit
not what most of us do:
download something
like it
go out and buy it
give money to rich people
having a peg leg
wearing an eyepatch
keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
having an emotional love...
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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alittlebitunlucky:
People can be nice sometimes and it’s.
I don’t know.
Nice.
Nice people are great, nice people deserve all the hugs and smiles and waves and rainbows
But I’ll leave it at, you amaze me.
I think Nintendo should do a Pokemon Colosseum...
greasepaintandregret:
JUST IMAGINE
IF THEY REMADE POKEMON SNAP
I WOULD DIE A HAPPY WOMAN
There’s a darn shortage of female bassists.
January 2012
sourcechelseawoosh:
in order to get your drivers license you should be required to complete rainbow road on mario kart without falling off once.
hailofmullets:
w4ms:
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
What do you wake up for?
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If you come to my house I’ll bake you a happiness and we can sit and talk and play games and paint and eat and love the world.
I hear the way the world talks about you and I’m disappointed that all I hear is silence, When you were the kindest, the wisest, the boldest, My reason to break form and quiet and all other things halcyon. Not the meteors shook the Earth as you did, me, Nor did the meteors shake me as much as you did, the Earth And yet the world utters not a whisper nor breath As your spirit rises from...
Watchstaybrutalalex:
The greatest speech know to man. If this does not change the way you think something is wrong.
I like sentences with some substance.
“When it comes to the appeal of the Nintendo 3DS, the 3D images have been focused...”
– Satoru Iwata espousing the “other” features of the 3DS, in an investor briefing. It’s basically Nintendo’s own fault the 3D has taken precedence — marketing and communication with press has heavily favored “glasses-free 3D” as the marquee feature, and the damn thing is called the “3DS” — but as one...
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Watchjordaneckes:
After a week of writing, traffic, caffeine and a serious lack of sleep… lieutenant tay…
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
Basically every Asking Alexandria song.
Guitar: palm mute palm mute palm mute open open palm mute palm mute open
Drums: crash crash snare crash crash snare china snare china
Vocals: Slut i will find you, eat your tits and bite your toes.
do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
fisticuffsandadventure:
like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER
barboza:
Someone should’ve interviewed Edgar Allan Poe when he was alive. I think that would’ve been one hell of an article.
I imagine it’d be like interviewing a quieter/scarier Tim Burton.
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wienerbutt:
benny4lava:
what do you think vanessa carlton is doing right now
still walking
all time low interview
interviewer: asks question
rian: says something serious
alex: sexual joke
jack: goes along with sexual joke
alex: no but seriously..gives real answer
*3 minutes later*
zack: what