If you see me post, I'm awake. If you don't see me post, then I'm probably still awake. If I say "I'm going to go to sleep" I'm lying.
I'm Hannibal Lecter (But not really), 18, England.
I post stuff. I think I'm far enough into my blog for you to be able to look around and see if you like, or dislike, the things I post.
Feel free to follow me, but it's okay if you don't, I'd rather my follower count to be lower. Followers are too mainstream for me ;) Also, be sure to check out my art work before you leave (The link should be down there somewhere)!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
North Korea is like that kid in preschool who thinks he’s the shit for having the 16 pack of crayons when the U.S. actually has the 128 pack with the sharpener
Does it though?
North Korea’s more like the one with an unknown amount of crayons that it threatens to throw at the US while the US has a known number of crayons that it uses as leverage to get other countries to side with it
(Source: begmybrokenhearttobeat)
i just want people to reblog me and call me pretty but they do
not do that ever
That was a good attempt but to improve this what you should do is get rid of the ‘but’ and replace it with a comma.
I just want people to reblog me and call me pretty, they do
not do that ever
This is 10x funnier, you have potential but you won’t become Afghanistan’s next top model if you don’t use my protip
Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
‘Busted’ in that context?
America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.
An extremely simple concept that American narcissists fail to realize.
For anyone who wants to know - This was part of the movie ‘Paprika‘
It’s an absolutely great movie, I highly recommend it.
(Source: rhoim)
I don’t intend to take away any of the awesome that this image holds within it, but I find it hilarious that “construction” is spelled incorrectly where it talks about the construction of words, if that was intentional that’s absolutely great.
(Source: ssscuttlebuttt)
People don’t hide masks
If you don’t disagree with your government then you probably have no idea what’s going on
